Dick Swap by Andy BoringMy rating: 4 of 5 stars
"Dick Swap" is a tender and moving tale of two friends, Keith and Kevin whose friendship is so strong they are willing to share their most intimate possessions to help each other out. By intimate possessions, I mean penises. Yes, penises. Keith and Kevin have detachable organs that they swap from time to time. Kevin's girlfriend, Joan, is 25 years older than him and has had 3 children and a lot of sex. Kevin's manhood is not large enough to satisfy Joan so Keith lets Kevin borrow his member because he is a good friend and frequently needs a ride because he's poor and can't afford a car. One morning, after a night of extreme rabble-rousing, Kevin wakes up to find Keith's penis has been stolen. The two friends set off on a cross-country adventure to find the missing member where they spend a tremendous amount of time getting drunk and assaulting each other.
"Dick Swap" is crazy. It is weird. It is one of the funniest short stories I have read in ages. It's also free.
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