Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Review: Stuck on You by Jasper Bark

Stuck On YouStuck On You by Jasper Bark
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Poor cheating Ricardo heads of to Mexico to buy what his tolerant wife refers as "artesanians" to sell at their roadside stand. As he prepares to return to the US, he is stopped by Consuela, a not unattractive woman who asks him for a ride across the border. At first he balks at the idea, but after Consuela drops the slightest hint she might have sex with him, his two-timing nature takes over and he agrees to give her the ride.

Along the way Consuela reveals she is a mule and is smuggling something into the country. During a stop, Consuela lures Ricardo into the woods where they have all kinds of crazy sex which culminates in Ricardo's behind getting struck my lightening during a surprise storm fusing the two of them together with his penis permanently stuck inside her vagina.

Things then proceed to go downhill for Ricardo.

"Stuck on You" is loaded with explicit sex, gore, and even a few laugh out loud moments as Ricardo ponders how to explain the naked corpse fused to his body to his wife.

As long as you can handle balls out horror and violence, I recommend this awesome novella.

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