Review: Vampire Dominatrices From Mars vs. The Zombies of Christ by Jeff O'Brien

Vampire Dominatrices From Mars Vs. The Zombies of Christ by Jeff O'Brien
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"Vampire Dominatrices..." revists the town of Needham, MA, where the "Great Halloween Orgy Massacre" took place decades before. Let's stop for a moment and appreciate the name "Needham." If I were a city, I would be called Needham because of I don't get a decent ham sammich for lunch or a slice of country ham for breakfast at least once a week, I become a very grumpy person. Good thing for me Winn-Dixie is selling off-the-bone deli ham for 5.99 a pound. That makes some excellent grilled ham and Baby Swiss sandwiches.

But anyway, this is another excellent book from Jeff filled with his signature gory b-movie madness, social commentary and kinky sexy stuff.
Jeff has yet to become predictable or boring which is the true death for an author. I' will be ordering his latest The Groom of BigBoobenstein
later this week, and I am sure I will not be be disappointed.

*** This just in! I have been informed that the name of the town is indeed Leedham, MA not Needham, MA. See what I mean? When I don't get enough ham, I start hallucinating pork products.

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Review: The Book Of The Occult by Simon W. Clark

The Book of Occult by Simon W. Clark
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

As debut novels go, "The Book of the Occult" sets the bar very high for its very talented author, Simon. W. Clark, to top. The reader is swept up into the story of Peter Ashton who, as a teen, attempted to perform an occult ritual that resulted in the death of his best friend. Many years later, Peter sets off to Europe to research the book he used to perform the ritual and finds himself entangled in a web that includes a murderous former government agent, a secret society, gypsies, and things much more dark and frightening than he could ever imagine. The plot of this story is rich in detail and filled with well-defined and memorable characters. It never drags and keeps the reader engaged from start to finish. I'm sure you will enjoy this fantastic blend of historical, occult, and suspense fiction as much I did.

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Baby Fever by Kyle Noble
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Baby Fever is a laugh out loud gorefest in which women and driven to mate, procreate, and then kill their sex partner by some strange virus or chemical or something that turns women into breeding and eating machines. The protagonist is trapped in an adult novelty store and uses all items at hand to defend himself from the ravenous horde. Definitely not for everyone as the violence and sex are taken to the extreme, but I loved it. So if you're into pedal to the floor insane horror, this is for you.

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Review: The Giving of Things Cold and Cursed by Terry M. West

The Giving of Things Cold & Cursed by Terry M. West
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This is a horror story, yes, but the horror lies not in the events that are occurring during the narrative, but in the possibility of untold terrors to come. This dark tale is beautifully written and its true power lies in the brilliant descriptive powers of Mr. West. It is an elegiac tale of love and loss and comes with my highest recommendation.

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Review: Stuck on You by Jasper Bark

Stuck On You by Jasper Bark
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Poor cheating Ricardo heads of to Mexico to buy what his tolerant wife refers as "artesanians" to sell at their roadside stand. As he prepares to return to the US, he is stopped by Consuela, a not unattractive woman who asks him for a ride across the border. At first he balks at the idea, but after Consuela drops the slightest hint she might have sex with him, his two-timing nature takes over and he agrees to give her the ride.

Along the way Consuela reveals she is a mule and is smuggling something into the country. During a stop, Consuela lures Ricardo into the woods where they have all kinds of crazy sex which culminates in Ricardo's behind getting struck my lightening during a surprise storm fusing the two of them together with his penis permanently stuck inside her vagina.

Things then proceed to go downhill for Ricardo.

"Stuck on You" is loaded with explicit sex, gore, and even a few laugh out loud moments as Ricardo ponders how to explain the naked corpse fused to his body to his wife.

As long as you can handle balls out horror and violence, I recommend this awesome novella.

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